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Boy & Girl in restaurant
Boy :- I Love u
Girl :- I don't Love u
Boy :- Think again?
Girl :- I told u. No no & no
Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl :- ok ok....... I Love u too......... .
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayi thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena."
Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de."
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Meri to behan hai"!
Santa going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Santa gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"!
Murga Santa tha!!!
A Santa went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Santa:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Santa: Dil? Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee. Santa: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga Santa tha!!!
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Sochta tha har mor pe aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Khush to bahut hoge tum,
Khush to bahut hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Jo Jaldi mile woh hai gum
Jo jaldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
 Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u?
Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar
Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de,
awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de...2000000
Aasman me itne tare ho ki
Aasman me itne tare ho ki
asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho,
ke gam na dikhai de,
HAVE A NICE DAY!
HOW R U?
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur kare,
Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kare,
mahek kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,
dosti aisi ho ji milne ko majbur kare..
dosti hoti ha dil-e-raz batana ka lia
dosti hoti ha dil-e-raz batana ka lia
hmm apni hasti mitada aap ko hasana ka lia
milna ki to fursat nahi hama
sms karta ha apni yad dilana ka lia By Naqi Hemani
Ik hunsi jo hunsa de,ek ansoo
Ik hunsi jo hunsa de,ek ansoo jo rula de,ik aarzoo jo jaga de,ik chahat jo samaj le,her ahat jo jaan le,usi rishtey ka naam hai DOSTI ,
Koi itna chahe to batana,koi itne naaz
Koi itna chahe to batana,koi itne naaz tumhare uthae to batana,Dosti to her koi ker lay ga tum se,koi hamari taran se nibaey to batana.
BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...
Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
kuch tu baat he aap mai,
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai
zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki
zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta.
ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha
ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha
kal ho na ho..
kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ya pel tu hay...
Ya pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari dosti tu hai.
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